Exhibition was a garbage pile of my favorite doodles. Besides that, I have posted a myriad of (hypothetical) book, movie, and speech snippets; adverts; campaigns; and memes. This is a collection of those posts; I've put them here before the masters Zuckerberg, Dorsey or Gates kick me off their platforms for...being too cool? A brief description of my social media odyssey PSA when they (no one) attempted to cancel me Excerpt from my book: Puzzling from Them Days Excerpt from Closest to Hell , the foundational whitepaper of #shortlivesmatter Preview for my TED Talk: What do women want? From the biography of my country music persona, Haze Bliksem SCUM operates in over 0 countries Had to settle for S.C.U.M4 - ZN Lifestyle gurus reckon we need to plan our days out for maximum efficiency and fulfilment. So I did Don't force these people to reach for respect You wanted Democracy. Democracy is hard I have petitioned the presidency to add this to the high school syllabus. (They won the league anyway. Shame, they ugly.) SCUM is the only party to ask why we have another country inside our country Momma Claus 2/2. I'm selling the script for fifty thousand dollars The price is gone up now but I throw in masks, I guess Why must adults close their eyes while washing their hair? Facebook chose instead to become a platform for Straight Choonz and school girl fights We got Vin Diesel to play Meathead. He thought it was another Fast and the Furious Santa wants his revenge for being banished to the North Pole There is now; it's the beginning of my novel The Baby is Crying People accused this of plagiarism when their whole life is plagiarism Because I lived in a bad neighbourhood Now I am an emancipated dolphin trainer "I got a PhD in Keeping it Real and tenure at the School of Hard Knocks." - Mr. Dr. Prof Naven Naidoo From A View From Down Here: Too Tall for a Dwarf, Too Short for a Man Instead of lifting the heavy thing, call your mother and apologize For fans of Miss Congeniality Desire to Inspire (before you Expire) Already being rebooted as a straight-to-Netflix snoozefest I liked when Aragorn made everyone bow to the hobbits The End is Naidoo will be completed in 2027. Please don't torrent it
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